March 2012
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I'D LIKE TO END THE DAY WITH A LITTLE BEDTIME...
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Pokemon Turquoise - A Surprise Proposal
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One day, my boyfriend Jonathan and compadre Hannah came home with an odd GBA (Gameboy Advanced) cartridge that was found at GameStop, they said. It was obviously a hack. Pokemon Turquoise version does not exist, but the care that went into making the cartridge cover look as official as possible, gave the impression that it was at least worth trying out.
We...
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
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ask-insufferableprick:
it’s beautiful in every way possible
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BEFORE I COLLAPSE OF EXHAUSTION, I'D LIKE TO GIVE...
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i really want to marry young condesce is that ok please help me
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fraymotif:
sexylalonde:
chicago-overbutts:
fraymotif:
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fraymotif:
holy shit she has PIERCINGS i think im in love
#what if i shipped her and baby mindfang
elena no
YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO SHIP MY SHIPS
i shipped feferi and vriska already so fuck y’all
i’ll fite you!!
ELENA NO WHY
#ps feferi and vriska? thats a pretty weird ship right...
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elasticitymudflap:
((Tablet reminds me to inform you to check your local library for the history of ‘The Dance of many Sex Butts’, it’s a thrilling tale.))
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
sarkyfancypants:
I haven’t got many asks this tuesday, so hm yeah.
ok let’s see if anyone’ll do this besides dylan
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The Great Fandom War
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shubbabang:
http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys
Welcome to Homestuck y’all
he asked what homestuck was
hahahahaha that poor fool
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doctorscience:
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jesusjack:
what would jesus do
become a gamer girl
yes i’m the son of god
yes i play games :)
don’t hit on me silly hebrews xD
CHRIST
literally
somebody add this beautiful shit to the bible pronto
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SO YEAH I SHOULD PROBABLY GET SOME SLEEP. ANYWAY,...
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askirlgrimauxiliatrix:
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averyfreshprince:
Go to this page.
Scroll down to a random spot
Click any random panel without looking
Post the panel
This is how your day tomorrow will go
mildly disconcerting
ok
I don’t think that’s a good thing…
More like EVERY DAY
me erry day
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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