March 2012
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I'D LIKE TO END THE DAY WITH A LITTLE BEDTIME...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Pokemon Turquoise - A Surprise Proposal
fuzzyscales: - - - SUMMARY - - - One day, my boyfriend Jonathan and compadre Hannah came home with an odd GBA (Gameboy Advanced) cartridge that was found at GameStop, they said. It was obviously a hack. Pokemon Turquoise version does not exist, but the care that went into making the cartridge cover look as official as possible, gave the impression that it was at least worth trying out. We...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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ask-insufferableprick: it’s beautiful in every way possible
Feb 29th
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BEFORE I COLLAPSE OF EXHAUSTION, I'D LIKE TO GIVE...
Feb 29th
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i really want to marry young condesce is that ok please help me 
Feb 29th
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fraymotif: sexylalonde: chicago-overbutts: fraymotif: chicago-overbutts: fraymotif: holy shit she has PIERCINGS i think im in love #what if i shipped her and baby mindfang elena no YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO SHIP MY SHIPS i shipped feferi and vriska already so fuck y’all i’ll fite you!! ELENA NO WHY #ps feferi and vriska? thats a pretty weird ship right...
Feb 29th
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elasticitymudflap: ((Tablet reminds me to inform you to check your local library for the history of ‘The Dance of many Sex Butts’, it’s a thrilling tale.))
Feb 29th
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
sarkyfancypants: I haven’t got many asks this tuesday, so hm yeah. ok let’s see if anyone’ll do this besides dylan
Feb 29th
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The Great Fandom War
juggadouche: shubbabang: http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054 I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys Welcome to Homestuck y’all he asked what homestuck was hahahahaha that poor fool
Feb 29th
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doctorscience: baddragonborn: tumbluser: thelocalpaedo: jesusjack: what would jesus do become a gamer girl yes i’m the son of god yes i play games :) don’t hit on me silly hebrews xD CHRIST literally somebody add this beautiful shit to the bible pronto
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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SO YEAH I SHOULD PROBABLY GET SOME SLEEP. ANYWAY,...
Feb 28th
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askirlgrimauxiliatrix:
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diirawringly: zeldahyrules: xxxbloody-wwrists666xxx: mahlyenkicupcake: m4ge: tigertoby: oh-my-godtier: bipch: averyfreshprince: Go to this page. Scroll down to a random spot Click any random panel without looking Post the panel This is how your day tomorrow will go mildly disconcerting ok I don’t think that’s a good thing… More like EVERY DAY me erry day ...
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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